my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
- Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
i was told….
customers who wanna start some shit (via quentintortellini)
Lol omg. This is so true.(via emjayiam)
Vincent van Gogh - From ‘Almond Blossoms’ Series (1888-1890)
You’re my destiny, Cohen
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.